Few things scream ‘Merica – or freedom – like crushing a workout while wearing a pair of American flag sweatpants and a bald eagle bandana. Considering that’s your everyday workout attire, that essentially makes you a freedom fighter, son. And freedom fighters can’t contribute to the fight for freedom with a couple of puny small arms – they need the KABOOM! Big munitions.

Well, freedom fighter, meet your best weapon in the fight against skinny arms: Stars ‘N Pipes, a stim-free explosive pump agent fit for a real ‘Merican hero. Stars ‘N Pipes is like mixing a couple hundred lbs of TNT with Bruce Willis from Die Hard, throwing some fruit in there, and putting it all in a powder. Yeah…it’s that good.